I want to make baklava and then put frosting on it that looks like a ski mask on it so I have a balaclava baklava
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
I LOVE AZIZ SO MUCH
Insights from the doctor who coaches athletes on sleep. Pair with the science of what actually happens while you sleep and how it affects your every waking hour.
More on sleep here.
Get that rest, folks! Science says so.(via jtotheizzoe)
Abled people complain about disabled people needing accommodations, because “in the real world there are no accommodations”.
But abled people receive accommodations all the time. Cars are an accommodation for those who can’t run a steady speed of 60 mph….
"women didn’t get the right to vote till 1920"
"what do you mea—?"
Do you have a shorter name?
Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.
#korben spends the entire movie looking at leeloo as if she’s made of magical rainbows and unicorn farts #smitten doesn’t even cover it #he’s so smote he’s basically just a burnt-out crater in the shape of a man#the movie wouldn’t have worked any other way #love it
#THE MOST ANYTHING!!!!#and she just barrels through the universe doing her thing with him hopping along behind like a puppy dog#and in the end it’s not his love specifically that saves her or the world;#it’s the fact that he proves the existence of love specific to her experience of the world#which had otherwise just been brutal cynical selfish greed and violence and fear#and he - typical mercenary action movie star - his most important role in the entire series of events#is acting on love#and it’s not even anything he did#it’s why he did it#and it’s so peripheral to her actions throughout the story#everything he does is pretty much peripheral to her story - like an outside pov of jesus or a legend#but in the end so integral and important to the story#because it’s a love story#just a love story with a twist; because she is literally love made a sword#who just needed to know that being a sword in the universe as it is; isn’t necessarily incompatible with acts of love#:)))))))))#this dumb film#:))))))))))))))))))))))) (okayophelia)
I have never read a John Green novel.
But I would care a lot more about critiques of him if any of the people I’ve seen shitting on him had actually read a John Green novel either.
Or pretty much anything that has ever come out of his mouth.
It’s really disgusting that people accuse John Green, a writer with clinical depression and anxiety to the point of it being very disabling at different times of his life, as someone who might romanticize and encourage teen suicide.
As an aside, I love his self awareness about his own writing. That shit is hard to do.
On the existence of his crash course videos alone, which provide free, accessible, consistent, intersectional, and quality higher level education to anyone with an internet connection (which is a fucking revolutionary concept and execution and should not be treated lightly) I am forever a fan of this man.
I think a lot of this springs from people complaining that the character of Augustus Waters is pretentious. And like, yes, he is. But there’s a definite intention to that, and it doesn’t invalidate the rest of his writing.
I’ve read everything John Green has written, and while I acknowledge that his material is in NO WAY perfect, a lot of false accusations about his writing are being thrown around and I’m pretty not-okay with that.
I am literally on the last level of Mass Effect 3 and I should have gone to bed an hour ago and fuck my life I hate working 9-5 I am totally going to quit my job this week.
P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE
Son of a bitch …
NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
"Summer in my town is nice, my front porch is my paradise
and I can sit here every night, yes I can watch the world go by,
and know that I’m in motion to occasionally think of you
and just hope that you realize that when you sit here by my side
whatever that implies will be just fine
My heart beats like a tambourine that plays along in time.”
Tambourine N’ Thyme - Nana Grizol